So here's my blog. This is where I write things that will profoundly affect you for the rest of your damn life, bitch! Okay. I have nothing more to say today. Carry on.
I am not that bird that flies above your car and craps all over your windshield. I am that bird that leaps on your hood, uses my head to break your sunroof then takes a big 'ole dookie in your car.