Toilet Humor

Maybe I'll have time to write a lengthy diatribe later in the week. But for now, a picture is worth a thousand words. Thanks Bruingrl for always being on the lookout for crappy material that I can use.


Yes, the women on the wall are funny, but is that Zoolander taking a piss?






Here's my concerns: 1) What if some dude can't fit in there? 2) Where do you wash your hands? 3) Where are the female bathrooms? 4) What if a dude needs to take a shit?




Imagine seeing this sign when you really have to take a leak -- and it's pouring outside.






I'm not really into albinos, nor do I think their faces are particularly pretty. Why are the ones at the urinals on their tippy toes, and what's up with their hands? As for the toilet, how is sitting on a woman's lap sexy? Maybe they should have made it a Santa Claus theme.


While this is a contraption after my own heart, it must be a bitch to sit on. And how do you clean this thing? What about the rust factor? And what if you had diarrhea? Will poop start leaking from the spit valves?