Booty Music!

As many of you know, I lead a wedding band that specializes in not practicing until the night before a gig. Just kidding -- sort of. Anyways, it is my personal feeling that there is nothing that spells wedding more than BOOTY MUSIC!

Unfortunately, the nature of booty music usually doesn't allow for it to be reproduced in a live setting with real instruments. For example, much of it is synth- and siren-based, and I'm the only keyboard player. There are also several other limitations that prevent the general acceptance of booty music as a wedding staple. For example, the forefathers of the genre, 2 Live Crew, only offer such titles as "Me So Horny," "Pop That Pussy," "Hoochie Mama" (though somehow I got away with getting the song played at my sister's wedding, and almost played at my friend's wedding), and so forth. This makes booty music semi-inappropriate as the song for the father/daughter dance, but perfect for the couple's first (lap) dance! Another limitation is most of these songs contain rapping -- a skill which none of our current mercenaries...er, musicians, possess.

Despite these annoying shortcomings, there are those few precious sonic gems that can be performed live -- or at least, I can envision it being performed live in my head. Here's what I have so far:

- "My Boo" - Ghost Town DJs

Okay, that's only one song. But I'm also considering songs that are easy to rap, ones that almost anyone would sound good performing it as long as they have the proper enthusiasm:

- "Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix-A-Lot

Then there are those songs that we can possibly put some booty bass to:

- "Nice And Slow" - Usher
- "Unpredictable" - Jamie Foxx

So I need some help. I would like to be one of the few, if not the only, wedding bands in existence to specialize in presenting music to wedding-goers that allows them to dry hump their partner to their heart's delight, turn them around, bend them over and spank them mercilessly. Here are the guidelines for your suggestions:

- Must be an upbeat song that would induce rapid spanking on the dance floor.
- Preferably no rap, but if it's a "classic" track like "Daisy Dukes," we'll consider it.
- Songs that have a sung hook would be nice.
- Any song or slow jam that you think we can booty remix will be taken into consideration.

By the way, songs with nasty lyrics are acceptable -- we'll just mumble them :)